JayintheDark's blog; A Sterile Promonotory

For the Love of God! Stay Away From the Bird Feces

2006-01-24T02:58:00.000Z

H5N1 viruses can survive for up to a month in bird feces, according to a report from the WHO

When really want to get depressed I like to read EPIDEMI.ca {http://www.epidemi.ca/}.

2005-09-03T14:38:00.000+01:00

I knew the world [and especially the internerd] was a very very sick place.
But this just blew my mind. Obvious Political Incorrectness and lack of simple logic aside, the pure evil-minded divisiveness of these people shocked me to the core [not an easy feat].

As far as I can gather these are the same people behind the almost comic GodHatesSweden.com.

Listen to their flawless logic behind this one:

The King looks like an anal-copulator, & his grinning kids look slutty & gay!...You are drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers.

So what do these people do when they're not making badly designed websites and shitting on the rules of correct grammar and punctuation:

"WBC (Westbro Baptist Chirch) engages in daily peaceful sidewalk demonstrations opposing the homosexual lifestyle of soul-damning, nation-destroying filth. We display large, colorful signs containing Bible words and sentiments, including: GOD HATES FAGS, FAGS HATE GOD, AIDS CURES FAGS, THANK GOD FOR AIDS, FAGS BURN IN HELL, GOD IS NOT MOCKED, FAGS ARE NATURE FREAKS, GOD GAVE FAGS UP, NO SPECIAL LAWS FOR FAGS, FAGS DOOM NATIONS, etc."

"For more information about WBC, feel free to attend one of our weekly church meetings. We are located at 3701 W. 12th Street in Topeka, KS. Regular service time is 11:30 a.m. (Central time).

I could spend hours surfing through the junk that's in their collection of sites, but I'd get bored and probably throw up over my laptop.
These people really are walking, talking Hate-Crimes on legs.

2005-07-14T01:44:00.001+01:00

Keith Alexander

10/23/63 - 07/11/05

R.I.P.

"Technologist, Digital Project Manager, Musician, Body Artist"
I'd add to that General Badass and All-Around Nice Guy.
You will be missed.

Recent BME Interview with Keith.

2005-07-14T01:41:00.000+01:00

It just never gets old.....

2005-07-14T01:40:00.001+01:00

Student Pups.

2005-07-14T01:40:00.000+01:00

............

2005-07-14T01:39:00.000+01:00

Midnight Cowboy

2005-07-14T01:38:00.000+01:00

Garrrrrioch!!!!

Britney says Preggo Sex is "crazy good"

2005-06-09T14:41:00.000+01:00

According to the Irish Examiner who only deal in the most reputable news-stories : Britney Spears has been "enjoying the best sex of her life since falling pregnant".

She "believes the discomfort brought on by morning sickness and rapid mood swings is far outweighed by the marked improvement in her bedroom activities."

She goes on to inform her 13 year old fans that "Sex is crazy good".

Will Preggo sex be the new craze for Britney's 11 - 14 year old fanbase following on from the increase in navel piericings due to her followers getting "Britney Piercings". I shit you not.

2005-06-01T04:02:00.000+01:00

Ross can Break. Look at Ross Break. - Fueled by Heineken.

2005-06-01T03:58:00.000+01:00

"Here You, I'll kill you! My name's Shaniqua wha!" - Sexiest Member of the Dun Laoghaire Massive.

2005-06-01T03:52:00.000+01:00

Went on the L.M.C. Car Rally last Sunday in this nice MG T Series. The wheels bothered me though, they're like something off a bicycle.

2005-06-01T03:46:00.000+01:00

2 Drunk Students @ NCAD End of year ball. It was a bloody great night, despite the fact I ended up wandering around Stoneybatter at 6am that morning.

2005-05-27T17:00:00.000+01:00

Why would you want your wang to tingle Mint-ily? What comes to mind is lashing your precious parts into a pint glass of listerine. Not a good idea d00d.

2005-05-13T20:25:00.000+01:00

This is no laughing matter!
IE is Ass, make the change now.

2005-05-11T13:25:00.000+01:00

Check this advertisement for the new VW Golf GTI. Very cool indeed.

2005-05-10T00:53:00.000+01:00

By the way, I had a great two days last Monday and Tuesday. Monday was spent with Shane and Kat. First I met up with Shane and we went for a drink here. Then we strolled down to where Kat was staying and picked her up. We then strolled through Trinity College where I skillfully led us to every locked exit and dead end in the campus. We had drinks here in Judge Roy Bean's and then here in the Porterhouse which is definitely top of my list of pubs to go to if you're visiting Dublin.

After that we feasted on some classy New York style reheated pizza Eamon Doran's. Sufficiently nourished for the time being we put our energies into getting lost again. Eventually we located Shane in what locals would diplomatically refer to as a "gutsy" pub, moving on from there I have a vague recollection of asking for a Stoli & Soda in the Market Bar.

Next day involved a headache, a lot of rain and a trip to Kilmainham Jail. I was nice being there on that particular day as it marked the anniversary of the executions. Photos were taken of the Jail, then more photos were taken but the second time there was film in the camera heh heh.

Then after drinks in the Bridge Bar (again) I dragged Kat down to Dalkey on the DART to sample some real Irish Summer Weather and grab a bite to eat Italian style. Back on the DART to town and we topped off the two days in the finest possible way...with a visit to Bruxelle's where we bumped into the the usual mix of celebrities and music fans.

2005-05-09T01:11:00.000+01:00

It's coming near to that time of year again! Can't wait for it. Though i'm a bit disappointed that it's moved up to...*shudder*...the North Side. Let's hope the tickets are reasonably priced too! For more info on the convention just click on this text.

2005-05-09T00:45:00.000+01:00

03-03-2005 This lady's shots are bound to be a lot more interesting than my photographs of the jail, so I can't wait to see them.

2005-05-09T00:40:00.000+01:00

03-03-2005 It was very cool to be there though because it was the anniversary of the start of the Executions.

2005-05-09T00:35:00.000+01:00

03-03-2005 Kilmainham Gaol, a very charming place.

Kancho : Why I'm becoming less interested in teaching EFL in Japan.

2005-04-24T17:57:00.000+01:00

You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.

2005-04-21T02:06:00.000+01:00

New Irish Pope Elected !!! Meet Pope Micko-Tomo-Francie-Dekko Ist.

Gran Turismo 4? Oh what fun

2005-04-21T01:17:00.000+01:00

This is what I've been doing for the last few days. Absolutely amazing game. I wasn't even the biggest of fan of the ealrier versions but I really can't recommend this game enough. It is the Dogs Bollox plain and simple.

Love...

2005-04-08T01:27:00.000+01:00

"I put my ring finger in Clive’s mouth and he put his ring finger in my mouth with our teeth resting right on the last joint. We looked in each other’s eyes, nodded, and bit down as hard as we could. It was a little disappointing because we couldn’t actually get all the way through, but we did pop the joint open and tear it a little. We cut the rest, just some skin and the tendon, the normal way."

2005-04-08T00:59:00.000+01:00

13th of September

2005-04-08T00:58:00.000+01:00

13th of September

2005-04-08T00:44:00.000+01:00

It's the shocker !!!

2005-04-07T23:39:00.000+01:00

It mightn't work but it sure is pretty.

First post

2005-04-07T22:57:00.000+01:00

Wooooooooo; first post. Tearing my hair out at the moment trying to install a wireless router. It's bad enough paying € 109 squid for it, but the headache it's causing me now is insane.

Looks pretty though doesn't it :)